Do you want to lose weight, control your hunger, be well rested, have plenty of time to do the things you've been wanting to do, but that pesky job is always in the way. Well do I have a solution for you! It's called, Get Sick (tm). Your body's not ready, and you won't believe the results (which may vary)! You'll lose ALL your appetite, you won't even enjoy food because you can't even taste it! Forget all the time work takes out of your schedule, get back on the couch (you won't have energy to do much else) and get back to catching up on movies, books, heck even my infomercials! I'm so confident in this products quality, that if you incubate right now, we'll give you not 1, not 2, but 3 sick days absolutely free (you are't getting paid for them anyway)! So what are you waiting for, go get coughed on right now! You'll be on the couch and miserable in no time. I GUARANTEE IT!
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Soooo, are you still sick...i don't think so....
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